busted?

joshwins: OJ, what should we name your little sister?

OJ: stuart's baby.

wildlife pathology conference

"new car smell is brominated flame retardants" -lecturer on pesticides

"penises are shrinking. in real time." -lecturer on pesticides

"ooh, spiky. spiky sea urchin!" -OJ touching joshwins's beard stubble

overheard at the king tut exhibit

"wait. he had a boat??? not a plane???!!" -random girl

law and order

"is SVU: Original Intent on tonight?" -joshwins

out of the mouths of babes

white aqua: "e, why can't you be sociable?"
oj: "sociable!"

best comment by a client ever?

"and then this fool laid a deuce right in the middle of the carpet, right in front of me" -client