mexican night

"i love old men with no teeth" -ms small animal med specialist

as said on public transport

"he's either naked or going to vomit, or both" -dad (about a man up in a window as seen from the train platform)

"i sat in the brown stain for you" -joshwins on the wezza train

winery tour

"kwanzaa ain't even for another month" -airline attendant when mark was looking for kwanzaa instead of qantas

"i like my tongue in my mouth. i don't like it anywhere else." -joshwins

"i'll gag you. i'll take off my underwear and shove it in your mouth." -me

"nighttime is the right time" -mark

"it's fun riding up there. i can feel the air up my skirt." -me

benalla classics

"is it a peg leg?" -jessie (about asking what the big secret might be)
"pass down and fall out" -teamshots
"i may have been a lot of things but i´ve never been a gin jockey" -jenny
"we were 14 .... mentally" -jenny
"we´re all a bit laid back in Uniting ... I was confirmed by a paedophile" -jessie