These are quotes from my anatomy class that I took senior year of high school. My teacher was Mr. Burns, who told us that he was on the constant search for knowledge. He was a riot, mostly because if the way he phrased and talked about things. There are also quotes from other people in our class--this was the most "interesting" group of students I have ever been in a class with. So all quotes are by Mr. Burns unless otherwise noted.

"nice little fetus"
"some animal that donated its flesh for consumption"
"they teach gynecology downstairs"
"I'm looking for real knowledge"
"you'll have to learn how to think"
"wrecks hav-ok"
"eat the flesh, preferably cooked"
"eventually you will rot away and the coyotes will get you"
"things...whatever they were...literature"
"strangling, like I do to Nate, wanna break that sucker"
"got yourself a couple dozen ribs and a breastbone"
"poke down the fontanelle with a screwdriver"
"get a little mutant going and there you are"
"no, no, listen to me, I'm going to tell them the truth"
"kitty lock down, oh I thought that's when you hang them"
Nate:"I'm not going to pick his nose, he's dead"
Burns:"How do you get a germ in your inner ear?" Jeff:"You have a dirty mind?"
"Come on, palpate on your body"
"My brother was destroyed--bad, I could've been destroyed--bad"
"the nose is an air-conditioner"
Katie:"If I put a plum on my head, it's not going to fall off"
Burns:"Can you get the bone?" Nate:"What? Huh? Oh, hand you the bone."
"the twisted, torturous passageway of the kangaroo rat"
"I got one of the real skeletons from an elementary school, the other one from the police"
"poke this little stick down in that hole there...there's a spot I can poke this thing in, what do you think goes on in there?"
Ranée:"Looks like chinese food to me, those spinal nerves"
Jacqui:"So basically they tesselate" Burns:"Using those swear words again..."
"Excuse me, Nate, I'm trying to listen to the Jacqui"
"the one on top's wiggling with the one on the bottom...then you got the bottom one wiggling up with the one on the top"
"crumbly bones"
"it's either fluid or a demon"
"protein business"
Nate:"I'm double jointed, I've got two joints in my thumb"
"dried up like an old intestine"
"Is there a loose arm? Bring me an arm!"
Nate:"Uranus, I love it" Burns:"I'm not going to take that personally"
"I don't expect you to be too familiar with this, even though you've heard about it from 7th and 8th grade on"
"Expectorate for extra credit! No! Don't do it! I don't expect droplets on the floor!!"
"Nate is salivating"
Casey:"I spit in the grass, it's like water" Nate:"No, it's like pure acid"
Nate:"Halt this laughter, halt I say"
Jacqui:"Mr. Burns, what is an antagonist?" Burns:"Nate"
"Scalp wounds appear to be much worse than they really are. You got a flap of skin hanging off, but just stretch it over, sew it on and you're set. There ya are."
Shasta:"Mr. Burns, I didn't mean to yell 'adduction'."
"I don't know what I'm doing"
Burns:"It's on your superior rectus." Casey:"Where's that?" Brian:"On the eye." Nate:"On the butt." Brian:"Well maybe for you, Nate."
"Don't do that, it looks weird"
"Why are you laughing? Oh, Casey's fly is down."
"There's a hair on there, you don't want to eat it...oh, maybe Julie does."
"it pooches out"
"gotta tell you about the nature of the beast"
Jeff:"It does all the things that an abdominal muscle does...you know...vomit, poop, have kids"
Casey:"siphilis pubis"
Brian:"You have to get a second opinion on anything Nate says"
"consult gray's, grant's, or a gynecologist"
"I usually save those notebooks, take all the extra paper"
"some of these, as Julie says, 'butt muscles'"
"alright, time to put away the spec" (pronouced "spess")
"visualize on the spec"
"I was knowledgeable at one time but not anymore"
Nick:"My partner is Miss msmagpie" Nate:"No one knows her first name"
"A good multiple choice question would be: the insertion of the gluteus maximus is the iliac crest. That would be false."
Burns:"Stand up" Ranée:(singing)Sttttaaaaannnndd up"
Ranée:"I can't rotate"
"well the Santacroce outfit is here"
"look at the meat on the thigh, oh I must be getting hungry"
Casey:"test for knowledge: Sasha:" Shasta:"It's Shasta...like the pop"
Jeff:"Everyone palpate that" Brian:"I am in the process of palpating"
"For all of you who are concerned, I have turned off the autoclave. Death has been averted."
"a little enemy coming along"
"you can just urinate later on"
Katie:"Did he say 'Secrete sea urchins'?"
"convolutions, gyrations, sulcuses, and fissures"
"The alphabet is good to know, cranial nerves are good to know, the phylogenetic scale is good to know, and that is the extent of my resources."
"when the telescopes are scanning the business"
me:"In some ways I'm really going to miss Mr. Burns, but I'm going to be really happy to be out of his house."
"visceral going-ons"
"sorry folks, you won't be punished worse in your life"
"voluntary scussel"
"don't step on that brainstem, you'll go slidin'"
Shasta:"It's not exactly a science"
"this model which I was finally able to get out of its display case by manipulating the lock"
"I was gonna pick up the scotch tape and I did.....interesting"
Shasta:"My leg doesn't kick up like that" Brian:"That's cuz you're a freak"
"operating on the brain...these experiments were done on humans, with their permission, hopefully"
"Nate, do this and do this reasonably"
"well that was cheap, but it's done"
"gastro means stomach on that mannequin"
Shasta:"Can I lift it's leg up, Mr. Burns?"
"like snails, big ol' shell and belly on 'em"
"you go to a city full of people who should know something"
"there's knowledge beyond Lincoln"
"corner a wild animal, poke it with some sticks, throw stones at it"
"step on a tack, move your big toe, that's one neuron"
"It's 23.8" Jacqui:"How do you get .8 of a nerve?!"
Katie:"And then Jeff comes up with that stupid a-- answer"
"No, I like those girls in the back, I don't know what to do with them. There's Katie who doesn't speak in my Micro class until I pour some hot agar on her and she might say 'ow', there's glitters who writes about me, and I like that, then msmagpie who doesn't think that I know her first name, but I do."
"What would you do that for, outside of being weird?"
"but at least Casey is somewhat subdued"
"a relatively small orange one"
"that's right....waste time, good job"
Ranée:"It's all webby-like and everything"
"when you breath, shasta will rise and fall"
"Well, we'll just have to go send Mark to live with his hippie friend in Seattle"
"When I go home, I put on a speedo and wrestle my dog"