dedicated to joshwins

"he's just the warmup laps before the marathon" -sam

deejin said someone should write this down

"it's like wearing 'deep heat' everywhere" -hov (on wearing pantyhose)

morning comments

"you're the macgyver of the bogan world" -paul (to dan)

puppies

"i don't like these doodles or poodles" -amrish