winery tour

"kwanzaa ain't even for another month" -airline attendant when mark was looking for kwanzaa instead of qantas

"i like my tongue in my mouth. i don't like it anywhere else." -joshwins

"i'll gag you. i'll take off my underwear and shove it in your mouth." -me

"nighttime is the right time" -mark

"it's fun riding up there. i can feel the air up my skirt." -me