crazy nights out

"hoe into it man, don't worry about us" -me
"you should whip it out as much as possible tonight" -me (the oven mitt!!!)
"things shift and pop in there" -skorf
"it's refreshing, like an altoid in your eye" -ron
"my face is on the internet in lots of places" -mommamary
"you're famous on the internet" -random to skorf
"i feel like an altar boy" -corey?
"i need something hard to pound the mint with" -mbuya
"the runaway truck ramp at a 90 degree angle" -mbuya
"the pink squirrel is busy tonight, all we have is the purple beaver" -mare
"maybe we could ask to play with their big balls" -me (they were giant fuzzy basketballs)
"i need someone else around my pole" -mare
"i thought the midget was going to clock me" -me
"i want to get bammed" -mbuya
"bam that was nice" -mbuya
"that's a nice top. the shirt is nice too" -dodgy man
"you walk into any bar and it smells like vomit or piss" -skorf

me: "virginia is for lovers"
mare: "west virginia is for cousin lovers"