from dallas

"i was on my urology posting. that's dealings with the willy" -ian
"my uncle can't control his privates" -mbuya (he's in the military)
"bow howdy! lord love a duck!" - will
"i'm a kitty cat. meow!" - scott
"i could fit a few more of these in" -me with the cookies
noella: "act like a cock" me: "nice, he just stands there" (some things are too funny when translated into english)