additional quotes from sophomore year of high school

"katie has six people in her family" -dallas

"it's challenginger" -mary

dallas: "what's that old fart's name, on the news?" chris: "bob barker"

"i'm gonna open up a strip club" -dallas

"you're a stallion!" -dallas

"what's the tennis ball for? are we playing a game? gonna throw it around the room?" -dallas

"that's my dad!" -katie (as b. tubbs gets out of the car)

"my girlfriend threw a phone at me" -jeff

"see that guy in the white shirt? he's going out with my cousin. know what? my cousin isn't a girl."

"we'll have lasting memories of mr. flowerday's butt in katie's face. and he needs a breath mint." -AP US History class

"that is one righteous belt!" -brad

"my goal in life is to be a housewife" -nicole

"gretchen, you're like, eating the sticker" -sara

"john kennedy jr., that hunk in washington" -mrs. murphy

"dallas has an altitude problem" -shari

"dallas dallas bo ballas, banana fanna fo fallas" -shari

"girls, settle down" -mr. steinke

"there are how many sophomores? 700?! i was figuring 5 or 6" -mrs. wolfe

"tyson's my reference" -dallas

"jingle bells, jingle bells, summer's almost here" -dallas

"you're slower than a ten-year itch"

unknown: "i could just fall into your pants" msmagpie: "ok" unknown: "i used to do that when i was in fifth grade"

me:"i'm having a bad day." dallas:"that's ok because i'll always be your friend"

me:"but what if it squirts out the side?" jason:"then stephanie's screwed" luke:"ok guys, that sounds really disgusting"