the latest from lincoln

"normal love isn't like a pimp's love" -paul

"there's a whole lot of tall friends in the audience" -church lady

"i can't date a guy who hunches his shoulders" -skorf

"i can't date a guy who works in a shoestore" -skorf

k:"i hear you're dating a new guy" me:"oh, i know!"

me:"has he gotten fat?" skorf:"no, he's just wearing a lifejacket"